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Thanks to everyone who has been good enough to grace this site with their pressence, oh alright alright, thanks to Davus too for providing half the comments so far.
Stay alive
Zed0

Summer in Norway

Alright, heres my first real post:

I went to Norway this summer and I was dreading what the weather would be like because of reports from people I know who live there and I was being given reports of the temperature scale like this(fortuneately it was sunny all the time though):

+15°C This is the warmest it gets in Norway, so let's start here; The Spanish
put on winter coats, hats and mittens. Norwegians sunbathe.

+10°C
The French desperately try to start the central
heating in their homes.
Norwegians plant flowers in their garden.

+5°C
Italian cars don't start.
Norwegians cruise around in convertibles with the
top down.

0°C
Water freezes.
The water in the Oslo Fjord thickens slightly.

-5°C
People in California nearly perish from the cold.
Last barbecue of the season in Norway.

-10°C
The British run up the heat in their houses to max.
Norwegians put on a long-sleeved sweater.

-20°C
Australians leave for home, shellshocked.
Norwegians realise that summer has turned to autumn.

-30°C
Greeks die of cold by the thousands and disappear
from the face of the earth.
Norwegians start to dry their laundry indoors.

-40°C
Paris cracks and crumbles into pieces from the cold.
Norwegians stand patiently in line to buy hot dogs.

-50°C
Polar bears evacuate the North Pole.
The Norwegian army postpones their winter manouvres,
waiting for real winter weather.

-60°C
Santa Claus moves south.
Norwegians are frustrated, as they can no longer
store moonshine outdoors.

-70°C
The Norwegian army commences their winter manouvres

-183°C
Microbes in food die.
Norwegian cows complain that the hands of the
milkers feel cold.

-273°C
All atomic movement ceases.
Norwegians agree: "Shit, today it really feels cold
outside!"

-300°C
Hell freezes over.
Norway wins the Eurovision Song Contest."

So... Uh... Yeah

Just getting this started, creating the blog took wayyy longer than the 3 minutes it said it would